September 2012
fagdral:
teachers that ask you a question and you dont know the answer so they interrogate you in front of the class instead of asking someone else
firecrotchgallaghers:
It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air.
#I love the smell of fandom in the morning
#mmm smells like emotional trauma
mini-mcguinness:
how the fuck can it be the last day of august already i’m still 99% sure it was christmas yesterday
August 2012
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:
“you’re just jealous because i’m tumblr famoose”
People Who Get Me
heyfunniest:
Jenna Marbles
Kingsley
Tyler Oakley
Gibby
Scott Disick
THIS BLOG. THIS!
unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house.
catchy-url:
chompyface:
gingermapoftasmania:
what if the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ actually came true and everyone turned into the last thing they ate omfg do you know how many girls would turn into semen
then theres that one creepy person who stays human
strifeandslash:
Current Mood: Blobfish
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
Trying to sing along to a rap song:
choord:
badwolflaurel:
brandnudes:
are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes
we don’t need a reason
buttgenie:
my sister called me by my url in the middle of the living room with my parents there and everything and my dad said “did you just say buttgenie?” and i started crying i’m so mad
quinnqueen:
if i make fun of you it just means that i love you
lymepenguin:
awinduptoy:
p5stuck:
pvlse:
wow why did i never realize a moustache is just a mouthbrow
or that eyebrows are just eyestaches
what
what
what
no
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
liamkingdom:
tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
not-a-comedian:
12exe:
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
fuck, I am hilarious.: peaceloveinsomnia:... →
peaceloveinsomnia:
Meanwhile I texted him the following:
8.56pm - So how many texts do you have to get before you actually move?
8.57pm - In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve got my troll face on
8.58pm - Trollololol
9.02pm - Still trolling
9.03pm - Mwahahahahaha
9.06pm - How long…
If mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs. →
lulz-time:
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